Portland, OR Specials

  

68 Portland Homeowners Can Get The Opportunity Of 2010

Contractor Committed To:

Helping 68 Homeowners By “Giving Away” $2,700 Furnaces (Gas Or Electric) For $941 with Off-Season Central Heat Pump with Air Conditioning

Dear Neighbor:

This is great news for your wallet if your furnace is over 8 years old.  Because, yes, it’s absolutely true...you can actually replace your old (and probably very inefficient) furnace and air conditioner/heat pump as a package for at least $1,750 less than you would have to pay at any other time.

Please allow me to explain...

Every year, the months of December, January, and February can “destroy” my business.  I end up losing a ton of money during these “business destroyer” months and it can take me the remaining nine months to make up for them.  I’m looking for the same thing to happen this year.  That is why

My Problem Is An Excellent Opportunity For You

I employ great people and I want to keep them working during these long, hard months.  That is why I’ve decided to give up trying to make a profit during the “business destroyer” months.  If I can only minimize my losses during December, January and February, I will come out ahead the other nine months.

Here’s how this (admittedly daring) offer came about.

Every year, the big manufacturers of furnaces & heat pumps have to guess how many to build to meet the demand.  Of course, they’re never exactly right.  So, they always have some inventory that they must hold over until the next summer season.  I went to one of these companies and contracted for the purchase of 68 heat pumps and furnaces in the four most popular sizes used in Portland.  And, because of the quantity and time of year, I was able to buy them at drastically reduced, dirt-cheap, out-of-season prices.

They are brand-new 2009 models and they are NOT the seconds or “blems” or standard “builder” models.  They are factory-fresh heat pumps and furnaces and have a full factory warranty.

Keep Reading To Learn How To Get A Furnace For Peanuts

By putting this furnace and heat pump package together (then “jaw boning” the factory) and committing to a “do-or-die” purchase agreement of 68 systems, I was able to buy both the furnace and heat pump with air conditioning for less than anyone should have a right to pay!

So, if you buy one of these 68 new heat pumps (but only if one of the four sizes I have will fit your house, of course), I am “giving” you the furnace and all I ask for is the $941 in labor & material costs for installation.

Perfect Fit For Your Home

Just call Maria at 503-261-6500 anytime.  I will come out and measure your home (and determine the availability of the proper size).  Don’t forget, I only have 68 matched systems in four sizes.  When they are gone, this remarkable offer ends also.

I will show you the real-world price on the heat pump with air conditioning that fits your home.  Then, I will show you the substantial savings available now.  And it will include all labor and installation materials.  Nothing is left out.

What A Really Simple Concept

By letting you win big now, I will win at the end of the year.

I’m betting that if I make you an offer that is “irresistible” (at least it should be if your furnace or air conditioner is over 8 years old) and I barely mark it up above the price I paid, I will accomplish two things:

1. I can pay my professional staff to work instead of paying them or not paying them to sit at home.

2. I will cover my rent, utilities, insurance and taxes in the “business destroyer” months.

If I can accomplish these two objectives, I will minimize my losses and the rest of the year, I can be a winner.

Absolutely No Obligation

Even after I completely explain the installation, there is absolutely no obligation.  If you decide you don’t want to take advantage of the spectacular savings... that’s okay.  I will give you a surprise gift worth $35 because you are kind enough to read this letter and give me a chance to solve my challenge.  I want you to think well of Miller’s One Hour Heating & Air Conditioning™ even if you don’t invest.

You Can Buy With NO Cash

You don’t even have to pay me right away.  I have set up a terrific bank rate financing plan.  I even decided not to mark up the interest rate like some companies do.

Consider this:  If you decide to make monthly investments instead of paying cash, the entire amount of your payments might be more than offset by the savings on your utility bills.  It’s like “having your cake and eating it too”.

Fuel Efficiency Guarantee

I’m so confident that you will save at least 25% on your cooling and heating bills (I’m projecting more like 30% to 50%), that I will pay you Double The Difference for a year if you don’t!  I’ll show you exactly how this works.

There is no way you can lose.  Your lower utility bills will help you save big.  And I will even double your savings if you save less than 25%.

If these heating and air conditioning systems were not among the best on the market, I couldn’t afford to make such a promise.

Why This Offer Can’t Last

You must act before April 15th.  Here are two reasons why:

I can only have 17 of each of the four sizes.  When all of the heat pumps are sold and all the furnaces are “given” away in a particular size, that’s it.  There are no more at this price.

If I have any of the 68 systems left on April 15th (although I doubt I will), this offer still ends.

Here’s why.

The only reason I am making this virtually no-profit (for me) offer is because of the “business destroyer” months.  My business always starts to improve in March and because the furnaces cost me so little, I can sell them at 2010 prices next October and November and still come out ahead.

Call Maria now at 503-261-6500 and she will set an appointment for your no-obligation survey.

Thank you for reading this rather long letter.  I hope you will profit because of it.

Warmly,
 

David Adams, President
Miller’s One Hour Heating & Air Conditioning™

 

P.S. Six months from now, this will probably be the most appreciated opportunity ever extended to homeowners in Portland.  Every one of the 68 proud owners will have an almost unfair advantage over the utility company.

P.P.S. Don’t forget.  If your furnace is over 8 years old, a rewarding $35 surprise gift awaits you.  And there is no obligation.

Vancouver, WA Specials

68 Clark County Homeowners Can Get The Opportunity Of 2010

Contractor Committed To:
Helping 68 Homeowners By “Giving Away” $2,700 Furnaces (Gas Or Electric) For $941 with Off-Season Central Heat Pump with Air Conditioning

Dear Neighbor:

This is great news for your wallet if your furnace is over 8 years old.  Because, yes, it’s absolutely true...you can actually replace your old (and probably very inefficient) furnace and air conditioner/heat pump as a package for at least $1,750 less than you would have to pay at any other time.

Please allow me to explain...

Every year, the months of December, January, and February can “destroy” my business.  I end up losing a ton of money during these “business destroyer” months and it can take me the remaining nine months to make up for them.  I’m looking for the same thing to happen this year.  That is why

My Problem Is An Excellent Opportunity For You 

I employ great people and I want to keep them working during these long, hard months.  That is why I’ve decided to give up trying to make a profit during the “business destroyer” months.  If I can only minimize my losses during December, January and February, I will come out ahead the other nine months.

Here’s how this (admittedly daring) offer came about.

Every year, the big manufacturers of furnaces & heat pumps have to guess how many to build to meet the demand.  Of course, they’re never exactly right.  So, they always have some inventory that they must hold over until the next summer season.  I went to one of these companies and contracted for the purchase of 68 heat pumps and furnaces in the four most popular sizes used in Clark County.  And, because of the quantity and time of year, I was able to buy them at drastically reduced, dirt-cheap, out-of-season prices.

They are brand-new 2009 models and they are NOT the seconds or “blems” or standard “builder” models.  They are factory-fresh heat pumps and furnaces and have a full factory warranty.

Keep Reading To Learn How To Get A Furnace For Peanuts

By putting this furnace and heat pump package together (then “jaw boning” the factory) and committing to a “do-or-die” purchase agreement of 68 systems, I was able to buy both the furnace and heat pump with air conditioning for less than anyone should have a right to pay!

So, if you buy one of these 68 new heat pumps (but only if one of the four sizes I have will fit your house, of course), I am “giving” you the furnace and all I ask for is the $941 in labor & material costs for installation.

Perfect Fit For Your Home

Just call Maria at 360-695-6500 anytime.  I will come out and measure your home (and determine the availability of the proper size).  Don’t forget, I only have 68 matched systems in four sizes.  When they are gone, this remarkable offer ends also.

I will show you the real-world price on the heat pump with air conditioning that fits your home.  Then, I will show you the substantial savings available now.  And it will include all labor and installation materials.  Nothing is left out.

What A Really Simple Concept

By letting you win big now, I will win at the end of the year.

I’m betting that if I make you an offer that is “irresistible” (at least it should be if your furnace or air conditioner is over 8 years old) and I barely mark it up above the price I paid, I will accomplish two things:

1. I can pay my professional staff to work instead of paying them or not paying them to sit at home.

2. I will cover my rent, utilities, insurance and taxes in the “business destroyer” months.

If I can accomplish these two objectives, I will minimize my losses and the rest of the year, I can be a winner.

Absolutely No Obligation

Even after I completely explain the installation, there is absolutely no obligation.  If you decide you don’t want to take advantage of the spectacular savings... that’s okay.  I will give you a surprise gift worth $35 because you are kind enough to read this letter and give me a chance to solve my challenge.  I want you to think well of Miller’s One Hour Heating & Air Conditioning™ even if you don’t invest.

You Can Buy With NO Cash

You don’t even have to pay me right away.  I have set up a terrific bank rate financing plan.  I even decided not to mark up the interest rate like some companies do.

Consider this:  If you decide to make monthly investments instead of paying cash, the entire amount of your payments might be more than offset by the savings on your utility bills.  It’s like “having your cake and eating it too”.

Fuel Efficiency Guarantee

I’m so confident that you will save at least 25% on your cooling and heating bills (I’m projecting more like 30% to 50%), that I will pay you Double The Difference for a year if you don’t!  I’ll show you exactly how this works.

There is no way you can lose.  Your lower utility bills will help you save big.  And I will even double your savings if you save less than 25%.

If these heating and air conditioning systems were not among the best on the market, I couldn’t afford to make such a promise.

Why This Offer Can’t Last

You must act before April 15th.  Here are two reasons why:

I can only have 17 of each of the four sizes.  When all of the heat pumps are sold and all the furnaces are “given” away in a particular size, that’s it.  There are no more at this price.

If I have any of the 68 systems left on April 15th (although I doubt I will), this offer still ends.

Here’s why.

The only reason I am making this virtually no-profit (for me) offer is because of the “business destroyer” months.  My business always starts to improve in March and because the furnaces cost me so little, I can sell them at 2010 prices next October and November and still come out ahead.

Call Maria now at 360-695-6500 and she will set an appointment for your no-obligation survey.

Thank you for reading this rather long letter.  I hope you will profit because of it.

Warmly,

 
David Adams, President
Miller’s One Hour Heating & Air Conditioning™

 

P.S. Six months from now, this will probably be the most appreciated opportunity ever extended to homeowners in Clark County.  Every one of the 68 proud owners will have an almost unfair advantage over the utility company.

P.P.S. Don’t forget.  If your furnace is over 8 years old, a rewarding $35 surprise gift awaits you.  And there is no obligation.